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Quote#2

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Quote#3

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat

Quote#4

I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Quote#5

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Quote#6

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are

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I am not superstitious but I am a little stitious

Quote#8

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME

Quote#9

I Want Someone Who Looks at Me the Same Way I Look at Chocolate Cake



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